Some Random Crap

A  beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices.

'My good  man,'the fairy said,
'I've been told by my master Kevin Rudd to grant you three wishes, because you have just arrived in  Australia with your wife and seven  children – even though all costs will be borne by Australian Tax Payers.'

The man  told the fairy:

'Well, where I come  from we don't have good teeth, so I want new  teeth, maybe with a lot of gold in them .'

The fairy  looked at the man's almost toothless grin and  -- PING !!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold  teeth in his mouth!

'What  else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'.

The  Asylum Seeker refugee now got bolder.
'I need a  big house with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight bedrooms – and a Gold Visa Card in each room - for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in  poverty. This is such a great place I want to bring them all over here.

PING! - In  the distance there could be seen a beautiful  mansion with a three car garage, a long  driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a  sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of  his nephews playing their music.

'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving  her wand.

 The  Asylum Seeker really decided to go for broke now and said “I want to be Australian with Australian clothes instead of rags and a shawl, and I want to have white skin like a true Australian.'

PING ! -  The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a dirty Bonds T-shirt and a  greasy terry-towel hat.  He had his  bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared  from the horizon.

'What  happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.   'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa  Gold Card?'

The fairy  said:

 "Tough luck. Now that you are an Australian,  you're entitled  to  sweet bugger all like the  rest of  us”.

And then she disappeared!