Some Random Crap

Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age 
of 60 find younger, sexy 
women who are interested 
in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his 
wife is going through 
menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with 
tools, you can finish the basement. 
When you're done you'll have a 
place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned in 
the bible. Is that true? 
Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass 
all the way to  Egypt .."

Q: How can you increase the 
heart rate of your 60-plus 
year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that 
terrible curse of the elderly 
wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"