Some Random Crap

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Goal, 6 Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Goal, tied score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 12 points to 6.'  

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Goal, tied score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, a 'Point, I lead 13 to 12.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentall y shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.